O. A. B. News (.org)

News for the average American from average America, by an Average American.

Hopefully, everyone by now understands that the mainstream media, and everyone in all branches of government, has gone completely fucking insane. I can say that because this is my website. If you do not like the content or the context, you are free to lodge a complaint Here. Below you can find a list of common topics:

What about Comic Sans?

That really hurt! Who throws a shoe? Honestly?

Let it breathe even more

"Look at lines 1 and 2 of some shitty website you're building. Assuming they're not married, they probably shouldn't be humping. The defaults are trash ― pick a minimum line-height: 1.4 for body copy. Headings should be tighter. If you can't see that... piss off. If your text hits the side of the browser, fuck off forever. Have you ever seen a book like that? Yes? What a shitty book."
- BMFW

I made it even better: line-height: 1.8

A little less contrast

"Black on white? How often do you see that kind of contrast in real life? Tone it down a bit, asshole."
- BMFW

I made it even better: background: #f2f2f2
Because I don't care about 7 fucking lines of declarations.

Yes, this continues to be fucking satirical, fuckers

Like the creator of Better Motherfucking Website, I ♥ what the creator of Motherfucking Website did. It's all about the message! But let's face it: would you rather have crap, or some beautifully-aligned shit?

"Imagine all the people..."
- John Lennon, Yoko's husband

Epilogue

Inspired by the geniuses behind Better Motherfucking Website and Motherfucking Website. ☺